Must. Not. Make. Fun. Of. King. Richard.

Oh my god.

I had been to King Richard's site before, but clearly never had a proper thorough look at it.

It is unbelievable.

Un-be-lie-va-ble.

Unbelievable.

Skip the first bit. It's not interesting. It's all the usual propaganda blah blah. Scroll down to the part with the "Photos and drawings". Have a look at those. They are hilarious. How self-pleased and how much of a social outcast does one have to be to put pictures of himself like that on their personal page. Better yet, look at the "Some humor" section below that. His "power tie", his applications to an "Ex Boyfriends List". His sainthood things.

Soon he'll position himself as a sex symbol.



Justin Timberlake eat your heart out.